sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
sourwolf: onionchester: i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this
tasteofhiddles: tom-sits-like-a-whore: theboysof221b: everydayimwholockin: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. Maybe my confetti is touching Benedict Cumberbatch’s. Maybe mine is touching Tom...
bloggish: OMFG HIMA’S BACK CHRISTMAS IS OVER Fandom right now:
Hima is back
losthitsu: I apologize for the long wait. I’m terribly sorry for the long wait and that I made you all worry so much. I’m slowly finishing most of my work load and things should go back to their usual schedule around August. Thank you for all the encouraging mails, interesting information and cute pictures I received from you during my absence! They really cheered me up. I hope you will all...
Watching the 2012 Olympic Opening With The...
Me: OH MY GOD, did you hear that? The Tardis! That was the noise the Tardis makes in the background!
Mom: Wait, what's the Tortoise?
All kidding aside, this opening has got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
An awesome afternoon with my brother.
So, we spent quite a bit of time playing Audio Surf on two player mode (which I suck at, for the record). Our playlist included “This is not Harry Potter” by Hank Green and Toby Turner’s narration of that one World of Warcraft trailer.
shallow-desires: My friend Hannah, who is one of the most amazing people I know, is thinking about taking her life. Please please please please please prove to her that she’s better than this. PLEASE. Hannah, even though I don’t know you I felt like I should type something. I hope it helps. I’m sure things are awful right now, but you have a friend in shallow-desires who obviously...
So, I just saw The Amazing Spider Man
To the dear, sweet company that is Marvel and everyone else responsible for producing these movies. I’m begging ya, please put Tony Stark and Peter Parker on the same screen very very soon. I want to see them snark at each other, and to hear Bruce and Tony and Peter all talk tech stuff while Steve and Thor look on like ‘what is happening?’. Because really, who...
cm-punkd: fuck sexuality if i’m attracted to you then i’m attracted to you
Smile...TheWorldIsEnding: I was a horrible... →
smile-theworldisending: Let me set the scene: It was Fourth of July. I was hanging out with one of my closest friends at her grandmothers house, the sun was going down and we were waiting to go set off fireworks. We were sitting at the edge of the pool, our feet dangling in. Sounds like a pretty good day, right? …
ticktockwiressshutup: F for Freedom in America U is for U.S.A. N is for Nobody can stop us from being obnoxious OVER HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.
England must have given America some socks,...
tripfontained: hey, guys, did you hear that joke about the liberty bell? because it cracked me up